Post some jokes here dudes:

Here is one I heard in year 5:

There was a pink man with a pink car, who lived on a pink street and owned a pink house. Than he invited a green man to his house, than he invited an orange man, than he invited a purple man. So the orange and green and purple men asked the pink man if they could sleep over, so the pink man said 'yes, you can sleep over'.
So the next morning when all the men were awake, the pink man said, 'what do you guys want for breakfast... and they all shouted... NUTRI GRAIN!

XDXD

tell me some of yours!

In an upscale pet-supply store, a customer wanted to buy a
red sweater for her dog. However, the customer could not
recall the right size to buy. The clerk suggested that she
bring her dog in for a proper fit.

"I can't do that!" the customer said. "The sweater is a
surprise!"

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.

^ Hah! xD

An Australian was in Ireland. On his way to Belfast, he stopped
at a bar and asked one of the locals, "What's the quickest way
to Belfast?" The Irishmen asked, "Are you walking or driving?"
The Australian replied, "I'm driving!" The Irishman said, "Aye,
that'd be the quickest way!"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I WANNA HEAR MORE. Kaynil please post more, and get your baby little brother to comment too!

NO, IS ENUF >:c

Jokes huh? At this time I can recall just one Local joke a friend told me that had me rolling on the ground awhile back.

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A guy gets into a car accident and loses his brain but survives. So he goes to the morgue
to get another brain. So he goes up to look at their stocks of brains and looks at the bottom
most shelf and asks. "How much are those brains?"
The man responds, "Japanese brains, 5 bucks."
Then the man looks up to the next shelves and starts asking the price on that, the prices
the person tells him raise higher as he goes higher up the shelves. Then he looks at the top
most shelves and asks. "How much are those brains?"
Then the man responds, "Oh those are special brains! 500 bucks!"
"500?! Wow what kind of brains are those?"
"Samoan brains, hardly used!"
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If your a local in Hawaii, you get this joke off the bat. XD most almost drop laughing, especially my really local friends. Though I straightened out the joke a bit, since typically you tell it in a local slang manner.

Too bad I don't know any good jokes xD You guys make me laugh!

There is a girl in Sunday School that always sleeps during class. The boy behind her enjoys to annoy her, even when she's asleep. One day, while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her "Who created the World?" The boy behind her jabbed her with a pencil, she woke up, and yelled "GOD!" The teacher said "That's right, good job!" and she went back to sleep. Later that day, while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her "Who is our lord and saviour?" The boy behind her jabbed her with a pencil, she woke up, and yelled "JESUS CHRIST!" The teacher said "That's right, good job!" and she went back to sleep. Near the end of the day, while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her "What did Eve say to Adam after she'd become pregnant for the 23rd time?" The boy behind her jabbed her with a pencil, she woke up, and yelled "If you stick that thing inside me again, I swear I'll snap it in half!" The teacher fainted.

The police recently busted a man selling 'secret formula'
tablets he claimed gave eternal youth.

When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth
time he was caught for committing this same criminal medical
fraud.

He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983.

Hahahaha awesome joke there ;3

Hi yes heres a joke some people will get this or not.Ok here goes I caught a mouse the other day and it shouted out help im caught in a trap
dont get it hint Elvis song
I know sad im not very good at jokes

Youve proberly heard this one before but i like it here goes doctor doctor i feel like its curtains for me doctor replies well pull yourself together

I know sad isint it im not good a jokes

That is all good, I am bad saying jokes too. I love silly/lame puns.

Here's one: A guy walks into a bar... ouch!

Aye, ROLF; LMAO, well joked!

Great Kaynil its funny

Haha; these jokes are hilarious :P