If you could have any pet, what would you choose to have?

why?

Platypus!!
they rule!
they have venom, and they put eggs and electroperception and all that stuff
capirotada!

Whale, so I can train it to swim across the pacific to my beautiful...with me on it's back of course.

Platypus are so kewl, heheh.

I don't know what I'll have, but probably I'd like some kind of bat. =P
...except they poo way too much and way too nasty XD

Toad
Easiest to feed =P

Probably cat =)

I don't mean to sound rude, it is mere curiosity.
What is holding you from having a cat, James?

I have a cat :P I'd just prefer it over anything, besides a giant bird that could fly me around.

Ninja Squirrel

It would be awesome.

Now my beautiful is here with me, I'd chose a monkey, so it can work for me and buy me more cigarettes.

Gators and snakes

Right now, I'd like to have a dog, or another reptile.

Dumpy wrote:

Now my beautiful is here with me, I'd chose a monkey, so it can work for me and buy me more cigarettes.

Do you mean you wanted your wife as your pet before she got with you?
How dare you?! ¬_¬

I would love to have a tame lion or bear around the house, or to piggyback on. Like anyone wants to mess with a guy that's riding a bear.

That's a good point. I know I wouldn't. XD
That would rock, also would be cool to sleep with them, they must be so soft and warm. :3

Oh in the case of sleep, I want a Kangaroo too lol.

Well i already do have a pet i have a dog but if i could i would have a tiger why because no one would mess with you or come near you